Your website, roasted by AI. Gently. Mostly.
Paste your address. Get a score, a cheeky verdict and the fixes that matter.
Free homepage check · Full audit $39 · 30-day guarantee
What the free audit sees
Your public homepage: its HTML, title and description, headings, links, images and alt text, structured data, basic accessibility signals, and how clearly an AI answer engine could summarise you. One page, bounded, no login.
What the full audit samples
A bounded set of important public pages (not your whole site), Google lab diagnostics, real-user performance where Google publishes it, a separate GEO readiness rubric, and a complete Website Implementation Pack.
Why the score is a heuristic
The score is our own versioned formula over observed checks. It summarises evidence and coverage. It does not predict rankings, traffic or revenue, and it says nothing about the competence or integrity of the business.
Why battles compare websites
A battle applies the same rubric and scope to two public websites. It compares what we can observe on those pages — never the companies, products or people behind them.
Why search data needs your permission
Google Search Console data belongs to the site owner. We only read it after you connect your own Google account, read-only, and you can disconnect at any time.
One finding, fixed
Drag to see the difference
A made-up bakery homepage. The check flagged the headline as vague and the button as unclear. Slide to compare.
Check my website freeFresh sourdough, baked daily in Leeds
Order by 8pm for next-morning collection.
Order breadWelcome to our world of passion
We love what we do and we think you will too.
Learn moreHow it works, and what it costs
1 · Free check
Scan your homepage in about a minute. No card needed.
2 · Full audit · $39 once
Up to 10 key pages checked, most to fix first
3 · Monitoring · $79 / month
Weekly re-checks and change history, only if you want ongoing help.